Poetry 1

Haiku 1
I tried writing haiku
The format is boring though
Too compressed for me

Haiku 2
I went to a gym,
The resolutioners weren't,
There. Maybe gave up?

BAKEunin
I went to Bakunin the baker
In the hopes he would bake me a cake
But Bakunin the baker
Said, "Jews are all evil"
Then split the First International for politics sake.